Step 1: Obtain friend of similar level of craziness
Step 2: Go to the Jimmy Johns at LaSalle and Illinois and purchase lunches.
Step 3: Go to the island in the middle of LaSalle just south of Illinois.
Step 4: Eat (see attachment for step-by-step instructions on eating)
The Cheat! We made those street islands to be pretty and keep the cars apart, NOT so you could eat lunch there!